And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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