are you still at the devil's house?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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