it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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