can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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