I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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