a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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