i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
She even gives head with a lisp.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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