i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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