it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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