McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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