I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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