i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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