Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
the raccoons are back...
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