Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I understand Curling. That high.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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