Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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