Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
