I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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