Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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