You're completely useless in the revolution.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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