i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
look no pants
babies were throwing up all over the place
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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