scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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