Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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