if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
Randomize
