I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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