I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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