Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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