i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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