There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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