My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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