hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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