Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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