There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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