This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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