Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
The adults are the big ones right?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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