i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Even the bartender felt bad for me
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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