Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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