did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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