hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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