There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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