try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I am full of burrito and curiosity
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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