Cold hands, warm shart.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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