i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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