It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Randomize
