I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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