Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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