And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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