Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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