Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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