What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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