I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
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