She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
This beer is not sobering me up at all
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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