I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
It was like giving head to a cactus.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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