I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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