I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
honey bunches of taint.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
